I’m a Porn Queen?

Oh wow. I just found out that my post entitled “My Big Girl Panties Have Bling” was featured (actually reprinted without my permission) on a website for “webcam girls.”

I considered sending them a nasty lawyer-like email for violating copyright laws ordering them to cease and desist and pay me royalties and reimburse me for emotional distress, and perhaps even loss of consortium damages.  But I just couldn’t because I was laughing too hard to reach the keyboard. If only they knew what my life was REALLY like … ha ahha ahha ahha hah ahaaaah ahahaha ha … ha ha hah … bwah aha ahah aha …. aaaaaah.

Don’t believe everything you read on the internet, kiddies. But thanks for the laugh, interwebs. Whew. You gotta be known for something.

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Luise
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 20:42:06

    That is one of the best things I have heard in a while!

    Reply

  2. Athena
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 19:56:54

    Hahahahahahahaha! Love it🙂

    Reply

  3. Bekkijo Kahler
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 18:32:41

    ahhhhh ha haa haaaa ha! Husband will never want to leave again now!🙂
    love the blog lady!! thanks for sharing with us!

    Reply

  4. richripley
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 16:51:44

    Once I used the word “thong” in one of my blog titles; boy…did that ever pick up my “views” for the next couplea days! (HA!) And I’ll bet that they were quite disappointed when they found out it was just a funny blog (no photos).
    R

    Reply

  5. The Dad
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 16:36:18

    Well… I hope they at least included a legit link to your site so you can get add’l hits!

    Reply

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