- I hate strongly dislike guinea pig exrementious matter on my livingroom carpet.
- It is impossible to adequately predict the exponential rate of conversion from delightful squeal to scream that occurs when: sister wins the race to the only downstairs toilet, sister gets kicked in the shins by brother, and brother gets put on lifetime Ipod restriction.
- Rollerskating on basement carpet causes irreversible divots.
- An inanimate object caused me to break my toe. I had nothing to do with it.
- Heels are not recommended for newly broken toes, even if they are the only brown shoes you have that happen to perfectly compliment your brown suit.
- My brown suit is causing me to have an unsunny disposition today.
- A brown suit is also an inanimate object.
- I suck at speaking French. Even the basics. Thank goodness.
- Guinea pig poop looks strikingly similar to the weird pellets and seeds they eat.
- But squishier.
23 Sep 2010 Leave a comment